Tree Tops Glisten & Children Listen to Nothing Tee Shirt

Holiday magic meets real-life parenting.
This sarcastic Christmas tee features festive evergreen graphics and a brutally honest twist on a classic lyric: “Tree tops glisten & children listen to nothing.” Because kids don’t listen — not in December, not ever — and you deserve a shirt that tells the truth.

Made from a soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric, this unisex tee is cozy enough for Christmas chaos, school events, family gatherings, gift shopping, and all the memories (and meltdowns) in between. DTG printing keeps the design crisp, smooth, and long-lasting. Available S–5XL in multiple holiday colors.

Key Features

🌲 Relatable Holiday Humor – Festive trees + bold text with the parenting truth everyone knows
🧵 Soft Unisex Tee – Lightweight cotton-blend with a relaxed everyday fit
🖨️ DTG Print Quality – Smooth durable finish — no cracking, peeling, or heavy vinyl
🎯 Size Inclusive – Unisex S–5XL; size up for a looser, comfy fit
🎨 Multiple Colors – Perfect on sage green, red, heather gray, white, and black (availability varies)

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on print
Avoid bleach

Perfect For

Sarcastic parents & exhausted caregivers
Holiday shirts for school events & parties
Funny gifts for moms, dads, teachers, and childcare providers
Christmas shopping, movie nights & winter break survival
Daily wear when kids aren’t listening (aka every day)