Tree Tops Glisten & Children Listen to Nothing Sweatshirt

Holiday magic meets real parenting honesty.
This cozy Christmas crewneck flips the classic lyric into the truth every parent knows: Tree tops glisten & children listen… to nothing.
Because kids may love Christmas — but that doesn’t mean they listen during it!

Made from a soft cotton-blend fleece, this unisex sweatshirt keeps you warm through the holiday chaos — cookie baking, school events, shopping meltdowns, and family gatherings where nobody listens unless you yell. DTG printing ensures the colors stay bright and the feel remains smooth wash after wash. Available S–5XL in festive colors.

Key Features

🎄 Relatable Parenting Humor — Funny Christmas twist that every parent understands
🧵 Cozy Crewneck — Soft fleece interior, relaxed unisex fit
🖨️ DTG Print Quality — Crisp print, no cracking or peeling
🎯 Size Inclusive — Unisex S–5XL; ideal for oversized styling
🎨 Festive Colors — Looks great on sand, white, gray, black, and green

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on design
No bleach

Perfect For

Parents & caregivers surviving December
Teacher gifts & school holiday events
Funny Christmas photos & parties
Cozy family nights, shopping days & winter chaos
Gifts for moms & dads with a sense of humor