No New Friends Pom-Pom Beanie Hat

Cute. Cozy. Anti-social.
This “No New Friends” pom-pom beanie says everything you’re thinking without you having to move your lips. Warm knit fabric + bold pink embroidery + a soft pom on top = the perfect winter vibe for people whose social circle is closed for renovations… permanently.

Whether you’re running errands, avoiding eye contact, or just trying to stay warm while staying unapproachable, this beanie gets the job done.

Unisex fit.
Soft, warm, and unapologetically petty.

Product Features:

✨ Embroidered “No New Friends” design in bold pink
✨ Soft knit fabric with fluffy pom-pom
✨ Stretchy + comfortable unisex fit
✨ Perfect for winter vibes, cold mornings, and avoiding small talk
✨ Pairs well with iced-out attitudes and warm hoodies

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand wash cold
🌀 Lay flat to dry
🚫 Do not bleach
🚫 Do not iron embroidery or pom