I Don’t Have the Time or Crayons to Explain This to You Sweatshirt

For the days when common sense is in short supply and patience is even shorter.
This unapologetically sarcastic sweatshirt says exactly what you’re thinking: I don’t have the time… or the crayons… to explain this to you. Clean, bold typography paired with a playful crayon banner makes it funny without trying too hard.

Made from a soft cotton-blend fleece, this unisex crewneck is warm, comfy, and perfect for everyday wear—work, errands, family gatherings, or any situation that drains your mental energy. DTG printing keeps the design crisp, smooth, and long-lasting. Available S–5XL in multiple colors.

Key Features

🖍️ Sarcastic Text Graphic – “I Don’t Have the Time or Crayons to Explain This to You.”
🧵 Cozy Crewneck – Soft cotton-blend fleece with a relaxed unisex fit.
🖨️ DTG Print Quality – Sharp, breathable printing with no cracking or peeling.
🎯 Size Inclusive – Unisex S–5XL; size up for an oversized, comfy fit.
🎨 Multiple Colors – Looks great on green, black, white, ash gray, and sand (availability varies).

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on print
Avoid bleach

Perfect For

Sarcastic adults, teachers, caregivers, childcare workers
Funny everyday outfits
Holiday stress & family gatherings
Gift-giving for friends with zero patience
Comfortable fall/winter lounging