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Funny Santa “No Chimney” Sweatshirt
Funny Santa “No Chimney” Sweatshirt
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Get ready to turn heads (and spark laughs) with this bold Funny Santa “No Chimney” sweatshirt. Featuring a winking Santa holding an eggplant with the viral quote:
“If You Don’t Have a Chimney, I’m Coming in Your Backdoor.”
Perfect for adult holiday parties, gag gifts, matching group outfits, and anyone who loves spicy Christmas humor.
✨ Product Details
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Unisex crewneck sweatshirt
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Soft, cozy cotton-poly fleece interior
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Professionally printed design
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Vibrant, long-lasting colors
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Ribbed cuffs + waistband
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True-to-size relaxed fit
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Available in multiple colors and sizes
🎅 Design Features
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Winking Santa illustration
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Oversized eggplant gag graphic
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Curved bold holiday text
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Bright festive colors that pop on darker sweatshirts
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Perfect mix of holiday + adult humor
📏 Size & Fit
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Unisex fit (runs true to size)
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For an oversized look: order 1–2 sizes up
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Check the size chart for exact measurements
(If you want a size chart image, I can build one.)
🎁 Perfect For
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Adult Christmas party outfits
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White Elephant / Dirty Santa
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Friendsmas
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Matching couples or group shirts
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Gag gifts & stocking stuffers
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Anyone with a fun, unapologetic sense of humor
🧼 Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside out
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Tumble dry low
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Do not iron directly on design
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Do not bleach
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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