Funny Black Santa “No Chimney” Sweatshirt

Bring the laughs to every holiday party with this bold and cheeky Black Santa Christmas sweatshirt featuring the viral quote:
“If You Don’t Have a Chimney, I’m Coming in Your Backdoor.”

This cozy crewneck is soft, warm, and perfect for adults who love hilarious, slightly spicy holiday humor. Guaranteed to be a conversation starter at Christmas parties, Friendsmas dinners, office events, and gift exchanges.

✨ PRODUCT DETAILS

• Premium unisex crewneck sweatshirt

• Ultra-soft cotton/poly blend

• Cozy fleece interior

• Professionally printed design

• Vibrant, long-lasting colors

• Ribbed cuffs + waistband

• True-to-size relaxed fit

🎅 DESIGN FEATURES

• Winking Black Santa

• Oversized eggplant gag graphic

• Bright curved holiday text

• Perfect balance of festive + adult humor

• Looks great on dark-colored sweatshirts (shown on purple)

📏 SIZE & FIT

• Unisex fit — runs true to size

• For an oversized look: order 1–2 sizes up

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Adult holiday parties

• Dirty Santa / White Elephant

• Friendsmas

• Couples Christmas photos

• Gag gifts & stocking stuffers

• Matching group tees or sweatshirts

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold

• Turn inside out

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron directly on design

• 	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
  Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
  Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
  Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50