Don’t Be a Salty Heifer Sweatshirt

Bring the sass and stay cozy doing it.
This “Don’t Be a Salty Heifer” sweatshirt features a retro Western sunset paired with a stylish bandana cow — the perfect mix of country charm and sarcastic attitude. Whether someone’s being dramatic or you’re just feeling a little salty, this sweatshirt says it for you.

Made from soft fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s ideal for farmers, ranch wives, country girls, cow lovers, and anyone who enjoys bold humor and warm comfort. DTG-printed for vibrant, long-lasting color that won’t crack or peel.

Wear it to the barn, to brunch, to the farmers market, or anytime you need to keep warm — and keep people in line. 🤠

⭐ Key Features

• 🐮 Funny Western cow graphic with vintage vibe
• 🧵 Cozy fleece interior — comfy everyday wear
• 🎨 Retro sunset color palette
• 🖨 DTG printed — smooth, durable finish
• 🎯 Unisex sizing S–5XL — perfect oversized option

🧺 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Hang dry or tumble low
• Do not iron graphics
• No bleach

🎁 Perfect For

• Country girls, ranch wives & farm life lovers
• Sassy casual outfits & rodeo nights
• Gifts for cow lovers with a bold personality
• Western boutiques & small-town style
• When someone needs the reminder: Don’t be a salty heifer!