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Bend Over & I’ll Show You Christmas Sweatshirt
Bend Over & I’ll Show You Christmas Sweatshirt
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Holiday humor, but make it unapologetically bold.
This hilarious Christmas crewneck is inspired by the iconic line from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation—featuring a retro station wagon hauling an oversized tree and the punchline everyone remembers. Sarcastic, simple, and guaranteed to get laughs at every holiday party.
Made from a soft cotton-blend fleece, this unisex sweatshirt is warm, cozy, and perfect for winter lounging. DTG printing keeps the design sharp and smooth—no cracking vinyl or stiff texture. Available S–5XL in multiple colors.
Key Features
🎄 Funny Holiday Graphic – Retro car + oversized tree with the classic quote: “Bend Over & I’ll Show You.”
🧵 Cozy Crewneck – Soft cotton-blend fleece with a relaxed unisex fit.
🖨️ DTG Print Quality – Crisp, breathable, long-lasting print.
🎯 Size Inclusive – Unisex S–5XL; size up for an oversized fit.
🎨 Multiple Colors – Looks great on white, heather gray, black, and sand (availability varies).
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on print
Avoid bleach
Perfect For
Christmas movie lovers
Holiday parties, ugly sweater contests, family gatherings
Sarcastic adults who love classic comedy
Funny gift exchanges & Secret Santa
Cozy winter wear with a bold twist
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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